Just another GR refugee. Other than that, I had a stroke in 2004, and read almost anything I can get my hands on, though I have a particular weakness for history, mystery, and historical fiction.
From the NY Times' A.O. Scott, reviewing the movie of Fifty Shades of Grey:
"Mr. Dornan has the bland affect of a model, by which I mean a figure made of balsa wood or Lego."