Just another GR refugee. Other than that, I had a stroke in 2004, and read almost anything I can get my hands on, though I have a particular weakness for history, mystery, and historical fiction.
Got a PM on GR just now - "Hi! I'm an author you've never heard of! I write erotica and you read that so read my book! Then review it on Amazon! It's free!"
No, dude. Just no. (For one thing, I read historicals, like Georgette Heyer, and he writes contemporary erotica; pretty much opposite ends of the romance spectrum.)
It's not quite as much of a classic as the one about 18 months ago whose opener was "you love horror..." - no, I don't love horror, and I last read a horror novel over 30 years ago.
I think I will file this under "trying too hard makes you look a little desperate" as well as "are you REALLY sure I read what you write? Positive?"